IT Witticisms III

Some more IT related witticisms for your enjoyment:

1. You want the data? You can't handle the data!
2. That's the best part of all, my code is self-documenting.
3. I can unfix it...
4. Our thin client is a mere 32 diskettes.
5. Inside every fat client is a thin client screaming to get out.
6. Thin Client Plus--It's like small, only bigger.
7. Our client may not be thin, but it's smart!
8. Blade...that's a much cooler name than “skinny server.”
9. What meeting were you in?
10. You guys need to get yourself a white board or something.
11. A bug is just a feature growing in the wrong place.
12. If I don't state the obvious, who will?
13. Uh-oh, I think I found some more irrational exuberance in our code base.
14. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
15. I'm not passing the buck, I'm re-raising the exception.

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