IT Witticisms II

Some more IT realted witticisms for your enjoyment:

1. "Goof" means it could happen to anyone; "idiot" means you're someone special.
2. Please answer the question--Did you, or did you not, write the code in question? Null, your honor.
3. The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
4. What’s Proof of Technology? It’s POT for managers.
5. Clear the cache and do the dance.
6. Developers are like slinkey's...kind of worthless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
7. Programming is an art form that fights back.
8. Too bad we're not on a “want-to-know” basis.
9. That's almost enough to make me wish I was in management again.
10. There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who know binary, and those who don't.
11. I was in a festive mood when I came in.
12. BYOS - Bring Your Own Specs.
13. Fortunately there's always another sinking ship to jump to.
14. But, I didn't change anything.
15. It works on my machine.
16. All pointers corrupt, and absolute pointers corrupt absolutely.
17. Most of our optimism can be attributed to a lack of pattern recognition.

If you have any witty or interestng commenets of your own, please share them with us.